Don’t travel with those airplanes!

by R MAK on June 11, 2008 · 0 comments

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” This is captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew
I’d like to welcome you aboard Brithis Airways flight 602
from New York to London. We are currently flying at a
height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. ”


” If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of
the aircraft,you will observe that the starboard engines are
on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you
will observe that the port wing has fallen off. ”
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” If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see
a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
That’s me your captain, the co-pilot and one of the air
stewardess. ” This is a recorded message. “

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