A Lie Saves a Life

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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A while later , a big , strong , mean-looking guy plops down in the seat next to him , and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick , but he’s afraid to wake the big guy up so he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can’t climb over him , so he just sits there , looks at the big guy and tries to decide what to do.

Suddenly , the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes thru the little guy. He can’t hold it any longer and he pukes all over the big guy’s chest. Then , the big guy wakes up , looks down and sees the vomit all over him.

“So,”

says the little guy:

“Are you feeling better now?”

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