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A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest,
“Father, I had an affair with a woman… almost.”
“What do you mean almost?”
question the priest.
“Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”
“Rubbing together is the same as putting it in,”
explains the priest.
“You’re not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.”
The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave.
The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims,
“I saw that… you didn’t put any money in the poor box!”
“Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it’s the same as putting it in!”
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