This Article is not safe for work (NSFW). Make sure your boss is not around and go ahead and use the quiz to assess your boss. Answer each questions honestly. At the end you will find how idiot your boss is. There is no point working for an idiot your whole life. you should consider self employment but then you should take this test yourself. because If you fail yourself in this test, then chances are you might end up working for a bigger idiot like I am right now 
When something goes wrong at the office Your Boss…
- Automatically blame it on someone else.
- Drop important work and focus on damage control.
- Send out for pizza
- All of the above.
When Your Boss receives orders to cut my staff He/She…
- Check the batting averages of everyone on the department softball team.
- Cut the people who challenge me the most to think and innovate.
- Send out for pizza.
- All of the above.
When Your Boss receive orders to increase production He/She…
- Threaten to fire the people who challenge me to think and innovate.
- Start a list of employees to blame for low production.
- Send out for pizza.
- All of the above.
When Your Boss receive orders to cut costs He / She…
- Cancel the departmental holiday party.
- Force employees to provide their own office supplies.
- Force employees to pitch in for the pizza.
- All of the above.
When Your Boss is told to reward employees for good performance He/She…
- Check the batting averages of everyone on the department softball team.
- Allow employees to order extra office supplies.
- Order extra pizza.
- All of the above.
We really don’t need to go any further. If you tried taking the quiz for yourself and you threw your pencil across the room before you finished, there is hope.
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If you took the quiz with your boss in mind, here’s how the scoring goes:
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Each (1) answer is worth one point; each (2) answer is worth two points; each (3) answer is worth three points; and each (4) answer is worth four points.
upto 4 points: Just Plain Stupid; ( Don’t worry, Try to learn Softball and score better in next match)
5 to 12 points: A Real Idiot; (You can work with him with some difficulty)
13 to 19 points: A Complete Idiot; (You should start finding a job)
20 points: A Colossal Idiot. (You must quit your current job right now!)
So… How did your boss do?
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Lol. Good one. Thanks. My boss is a colossal idiot
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My present boss at work does not fall into any of the category. My sincere score is zero.
The truth is, he happens to be one of my mentor. A complete leader. The office environment looks more like a family setting even though we are not related in any way.
I won’t mind reading this in his presence as long it is official lunch time. I guess he is just one in a thousand.
Nice post, I stumbled it.
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This is my boss and company to the detail… how sad. Very funny article. This why I am looking forward to other alternative income on the side.
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To Nigerian Entrepreneur
Are you the one that spams all day?
One in a thousand..??? If it wasn’t your lunch break, would he have you balls in a sling.
A successful entrepreneur does not have the time to look at stuff like this…
Since you have a boss, you are not a success but a failure !!!