Blind Tourist in Taxas

A blind man was once traveling to Texas. While on board a train he feels the seats of the train and says to the tourist next to him

“These seats sure are big”

to which the tourist replies

“Everything is bigger in texas”

The blind me arrives in Taxas finally and checks into his hotel and goes to the bar. He feels the beer glass and says to the bartender

“The glasses sure are big”

to which the bartender says

“Everything is bigger in Texas”.

The blind man then asks to go to the lavatory(bathroom). The bartender gave him directions. On the way he takes a wrong turn and suddenly slips and falls into the swimming pool.

Scared to death he shouts

“Dont flush!!!! Dont flush!!!!”………………..

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