Travel to Work

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her:

“If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,:

“Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said:

“That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.”

The frog warned her:

“You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.

The woman replied:

“That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said:

“That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. “

The woman said,

“That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered:

“I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

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