Only For the 50+

Here is a very an interesting quiz about people who are 50 or above that I got in an email from one of my friends who is in fact over 50 years of age… hope you will enjoy reading and sharing it too….

QUESTION: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?

ANSWER: Try a bookstore under fiction

QUESTION: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?

ANSWER: Tell him you’re pregnant.

QUESTION: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

ANSWER: The next time you’re in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

QUESTION: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?

ANSWER: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

QUESTION: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

ANSWER: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

QUESTION: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

ANSWER: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

QUESTION: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?

ANSWER: Their foreheads.

QUESTION: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter an antique stores?

ANSWER: “I remember these”.

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