Army is another name for rules. it is all about discipline and obeying commands. Almost all armies in the world have made fun of themselves. below are some of great lists of rules shared by some bright soldiers. Enjoy the list…
US Marine Corps Rules:
- Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
- Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
- Have a plan.
- Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work.
- Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
- Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a “4.” (That just shows good sense.)
- Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
- Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (lateral & diagonal preferred.)
- Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
- Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
- Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
- In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
- If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
Navy SEALS Rules:
- Look very cool in sunglasses.
- Kill every living thing within view.
- Adjust Speedo.
- Check hair in mirror.
US Army Rangers Rules:
- Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
- Locate individuals requiring killing.
- Request permission via radio from “Higher” to perform killing.
- Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
- Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
US Army Rules:
- Select a new beret to wear.
- Sew patches on right shoulder.
- Change the color of beret you decide to wear.
US Air Force Rules:
- Have a ~censored~.
- Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
- See what’s on HBO.
- Ask “what is a gunfight?”
- Request more funding from Congress with a “killer” PowerPoint presentation.
- Wine & dine ‘key’ Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
- Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
- Declare the assets “strategic” and never deploy them operationally.
- Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.
US Navy Rules:
- Go to Sea.
- Drink Coffee.
- Deploy the Marines
Sniper Rule:
One shot, one kill.
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I am pretty sure this was compiled by a Marine. Let me tell you people the Marine Corp has the best PR of all the other services, BUT that doesn’t mean they are the SHIT, they are NOT. As a proud US ARMY SOLDIER I am a little disappointed by this. The dick who wrote this didn’t even bother to include US Special Forces….HELLO oh I forgot the Marines don’t have one. And by the way I don’t consider force recon to be one. Fuck you and your fellow marines and I cant’ stand your JAR HEAD. ARMY RULES IN EVERY FRONT.
Fact #1 Marine force recon get there scuba training with the navy seals, Fact #2 Marine force recon get there jump training with the Army, and they are already 100% Marine baddass as is every marine, the Marines has a 15 week basic training because they are trained to be Elite warriors, compared to everyone else being 8 weeks,
so relax