I was just curious about what people at large think about benefits and pitfalls of being a man or a women. Despite what all the diversity training taught us or equality of men and women preachers brag about. In reality men and women get treated differently. I just listed benefits of both being a man and benefits of being a women.
Benefits of being a Man
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
5. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
6. The garage is all yours.
7. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
8. Chocolate is just another snack.
9. You can be president.
10. You can wear white T-shirt to a water park.
11. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
12. You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
13. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
14. You can open all your own jars.
15. You never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too icky.
16. Same work.. more pay.
17. Wrinkles add character.
18. Wedding dress 5,000; Tux rental 100.
19. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
20. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
21. One mood ALL the damn time.
22. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
23. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
24. You can leave the motel bed undone.
25. You can kill your own food.
26. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
27. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be our friend.
28. Your underwear is 8.95 for a three-pack.
29. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
30. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
31. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, “He must be mad at me.”
32. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
33. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
34. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
35. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
36. You almost never have strap problems in public.
37. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
38. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
39. You don’t have to shave below your neck.
40. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
41. You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
42. You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
43. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, December 24th, in 45 minutes.
44. The world is your urinal.
And Now A Song and Video
I would like to end this with this, a pretty funny parody. And if it is not, I am still laughing at it.
Finally a response by a women:Benefits of being a Woman
- Gets plenty of ego-stroking on message boards
- Lives significantly longer
- Gets stuff for free in relationships
- Can get away with a lot of crap by using charm or flirting
- Doesn’t have to work on finding dates or risk rejection
- Lower likelihood of sex-linked chromosomal deficiencies
- Lower insurance rates
- Doesn’t have to go to war
- Less vulnerable genetalia
- Women got off the Titanic first.
- Women can scare bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
- Women can be groupies. Men groupies are called “stalkers.”
- Women can cry and get off speeding tickets.
- Taxis stop for women.
- Free dinners, free drinks, free movies. Do the math.
- A new lipstick can give a woman a whole new lease on life.
- No one has to know if a woman forgets to shave.
- Women can congratulate their teammates without ever touching their rear. \
- Women never regret piercing their ears.
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But still I thank god for being a man
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Hmmm….You have enough reasons to love being a man…but still I love to be a woman…
damn sounds fun! -d