I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and “flipped” the woman off.
“Man, that guy is stupid,” I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here’s why……….
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That’s 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday. 
Statistically, half of these are driven by females.
That’s 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That’s 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That’s 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That’s 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That’s 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Flip one off? … I think not.
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I would love to see one of these psycho bitches bring it, and watch their crazy ass get beaten down to the pavement.
pandemic on the rise!
I Bet you're wrong, because you go with the traffic, and not 'meeting' new cars with new (female?) drivers. I could know, because i live in Holland and the average is 150 miles of traffic jam, sounds awful like nothing, but our country is 16,033 sq mi and the usa is 3.794,066 sq mi. you still dont get it? get a world map or google earth and compare usa with Holland
you talk too much.
and what’s the chance of the one u are flipping be the one that carry that gun? 1/18,000? and if u consider the chance of the women that cut in front of u being the very same women? i think u might have high school probability.. But, FYI, they offer probability classes in college also
. I’d rather consider that guy smart.
then there are the hormonal imbalanced men, did you forget about them, because there everywhere, overly emotional, out of control, don’t stop to think, if you cant handle your emotions you could start by cutting of yr balls, testosterone poisoning
there are plenty of women in the world that are crap drivers, but there are just as many men
I don’t agree with you stereo type of women, well at least not here in Vancouver. But even if it were true that does not mean you should allow for someone to behave irrationally. It would be like having an ax murder kill someone you loved, then telling everyone you know not to piss of the ax man. In reality you would see to it that an authority (government law) arrest this man. If a female cuts me off I don’t give them “the bird”, but if I did exercise my free speech and “flip her off” that does not make her justified to shoot me with a gun. If there are people that disagree with that they may need to talk to someone in mental heath.