Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you tit. Some bastard has stolen our tent."

Search Here

You might also like

Plan Christmas Vacations in Low Budget On Christmas vacations everyone wants to go around but as a matter of fact everybody is not rich that...

99 Things Every Man Should Know 1. How to Swim 2. How to Write a Check and Balance a Check Book 3. How to Play Poker 4. Several...

Camping Tips Camping is surely a lot of fun, but one has to be careful while going into the forest. Follow these safety...

The Most Common Mistakes By the Tourists in Paris Paris is the dream holiday destination of every tourist. This city of lights is so alluring that one...

Tagged as: astro, camping trip, dr watson, look up the sky, metrologically, millions of stars, my dear watson, sherlock holmes, some one stole our tent, Watson