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  1. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  2. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
  3. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  4. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
  5. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
  6. 13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese.
  7. The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
  8. Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don’t have eyes.
  9. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then
  10. Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children00000031
  11. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  12. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs in it.
  13. In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)
  14. No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
  15. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
  16. “Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
  17. An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day.
  18. Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year
  19. It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
  20. In France, a five year old child can buy an alcoholic drink in a bar
  21. During the chariot scene in “Ben Hur,” a small red car can be seen in the distance.
  22. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
  23. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
  24. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
  25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
  26. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.useless
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It is ages Old Question:

Why Did Chicken Cross the Road?

We now have the answer.

The Chicken succeeded in crossing the road because all the dogs were drunk…

why chicken cross road

Let’s see what others have to say about the incident.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image the chicken crossing the road.

HANZ BLIX : We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don’t even have a chicken.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it

RALPH NADER: The chicken’s habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV crushed it.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH: I don’t know why the chicken crossed the road, but I’ll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I’ll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I’m talking about your money…money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

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