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Yelling Kid

Once a little kid gets into the bus and sat down exact behind the driver seat. When the bus moves the kid starts yelling “if my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow I would be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid who was continously noising with “if my dad was an elephant and my mom was a female elephant would be a little elephant ”
The kid goes on with many animal names and finally the bus driver gets angry on the kid and says “What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says “i would be a bus driver!“
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