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After denying the existence of the base for many years, 5 original players dared to speak out

Area 51.It is the most renowned military establishment on our earth that does not officially present. If it did, it would be present nearly hundred miles away from Las Vegas in Nevada’s high desert, tucked between United States Air Force base and deserted nuclear testing ground.

Area 51

On the other hand, might be not, as the United States government refuses to say. You cannot go or drive close to it, and till now, the air space overhead has been bounded all the way to outer space. Any mention of Area 51 has been edited from official record, even those documents that have had security classification removed for decades.

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,

“Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?”  said the puzzled groom.

“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well,

Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him!

But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”

“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”

“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”

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World’s fastest commute!

by R MAKJune 17, 2008 Really Interesting

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World’s fastest commute!
A Swiss company has created the world’s fastest ever road vehicle – a 340mph bullet-shaped cross between a motorbike and a car.

The Acabion GTBO looks like a jet fighter cockpit on wheels – with stabilizers – and has the power-to-weight ratio of a Formula One car

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There and Back Again

by R MAKMay 9, 2008 By Car

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Last year, Midas, the muffler company, in honor of its fiftieth anniversary, gave an award for America’s longest commute to an engineer at Cisco Systems, in California, who travels three hundred and seventy-two miles—seven hours—a day, from the Sierra foothills to San Jose and back. “It’s actually exhilarating,” the man said of his morning drive. [...]

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