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  1. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  2. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
  3. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  4. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
  5. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
  6. 13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese.
  7. The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
  8. Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don’t have eyes.
  9. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then
  10. Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children00000031
  11. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  12. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs in it.
  13. In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)
  14. No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
  15. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
  16. “Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
  17. An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day.
  18. Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year
  19. It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
  20. In France, a five year old child can buy an alcoholic drink in a bar
  21. During the chariot scene in “Ben Hur,” a small red car can be seen in the distance.
  22. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
  23. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
  24. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
  25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
  26. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.useless
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A new week and a new set of top 10 jokes to amuse you a bit. Take the time out and read through the post to find the joke that tickles you. we hope that we can make your day by putting that much needed smile on your face. A joke is a good way to cheer yourself up and others around you. we hope that you will enjoy this week’s top 10 jokes and  you will also pass them to your friends and co-workers.

Driving Under Influence

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters.
The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn’t coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers.
“Are you Mr. Johnson?” the asked? He admitted that he was.
“Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?” Again, the man admitted that was he.
“And what did you do then,” the troopers asked.” The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed. [click to continue…]

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