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HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET

by R MAK on March 7, 2009 · 3 comments

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ANALYSIS

Element: Woman

Symbol:

womansymbol

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

Occurrence: Found in large quantities in urban areas with trace elements in outlying regions

Physical Properties

1. Surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.

2. Boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if used incorrectly.

5. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

6. Yields to pressure if expertly applied.

Chemical Properties

1. Affinity to gold, silver, platinum and all precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.

4. Greatly increased activity when saturated with alcohol.

5. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Use

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

Tests

1. Pure specimens turn bright pink when found in their natural state.

2. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.

Hazards

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other

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75 Great Examples of Sarcastic Remark

by R MAK on March 3, 2009 · 2 comments

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Sarcasm is an art. It’s one of those little yet big things in life which can only be expressed beautifully when mastered correctly. Though sarcasm may be funny, it may also hurt many people, so use it wisely.

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Well, aren’t we just a ray of frigging sunshine?

3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

5. A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.

6. Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.

7. Do I look like a frigging people person?

8. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.

9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

some sarcastic remarks

11. I’ve found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

12. You! Off my planet !!

13. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

14. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

15. I like dogs too. Let’s exchange recipes.

16. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I’ll put shoes on my cat.

17. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.

18. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

19. I wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness.

20. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

21. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

22. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be…?

23. I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

24. See no evil, hear no evil and date no evil.

25. Allow me to introduce my selves.

26. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

27. Whisper my favorite words: “I’ll buy it for you.”

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Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

by R MAKFebruary 25, 2009 Really Interesting

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This is why math is taught in school.

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This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and “flipped” the woman off.

“Man, that guy is stupid,” I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here’s why

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How to annoy people in 2009

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Story of A Women; She had 10 Husbands But Still was a Virgin (NSFW)

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Are You Working For An Idiot? Funny Quiz: NSFW

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Top 10 Jokes of the Week

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Women are clever or are they? funny one :)

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