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Killer Specs

by R MAK on March 12, 2009 · 4 comments

in Really Interesting

Once upon a time, an iPhone 3G and an Old radio met in a bar. iPhone kept bragging about it’s specs saying, It can play MP3 music, videos and photos. It also boasted the fact that it has 80 GB of internal storage.

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The Radio Said: I play radio… Once I fell off the table and killed a seven year old boy”

so who has the killer specs?

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ANALYSIS

Element: Woman

Symbol:

womansymbol

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

Occurrence: Found in large quantities in urban areas with trace elements in outlying regions

Physical Properties

1. Surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.

2. Boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if used incorrectly.

5. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

6. Yields to pressure if expertly applied.

Chemical Properties

1. Affinity to gold, silver, platinum and all precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.

4. Greatly increased activity when saturated with alcohol.

5. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Use

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

Tests

1. Pure specimens turn bright pink when found in their natural state.

2. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.

Hazards

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other

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75 Great Examples of Sarcastic Remark

by R MAKMarch 3, 2009 Really Interesting

Sarcasm is an art. It’s one of those little yet big things in life which can only be expressed beautifully when mastered correctly. Though sarcasm may be funny, it may also hurt many people, so use it wisely.

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Story of A Women; She had 10 Husbands But Still was a Virgin (NSFW)

by R MAKDecember 29, 2008 Really Interesting

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

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Breaking News: Chicken crossed the road because All Dogs Were Drunk!

by R MAKNovember 11, 2008 Really Interesting

It is ages Old Question:
Why Did Chicken Cross the Road?

We now have the answer.

The Chicken succeeded in crossing the road because all the dogs were drunk…

why chicken cross road
Let’s see what others have to say about the incident.

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Top 10 Jokes of the Week: 43 of 2008

by R MAKOctober 26, 2008 Really Interesting

Top 10 jokes of the week is a regular feature of this blog to spiceup your weekend. We have also included 10 funny pictures to make them more funny.By the way, there is no incest on your monitor, Its an animated GIF. That being said, please enjoy this weeks’s top 10 jokes.

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Top 10 Jokes of the Week: 42 of 2008

by R MAKOctober 18, 2008 Really Interesting

Once again our team cracked the top 10 jokes for you. This week we bring you some of the finest jokes as well as some funny pictures to spice up the reading. We are thankful for your continued support and especially thankful to our stumbleupon friends who thumb this up and review it for us. please keep the stumbles coming so we can keep feeding you with some great jokes. Have fun.. happy reading..

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Are You Working For An Idiot? Funny Quiz: NSFW

by R MAKAugust 9, 2008 Really Interesting

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Top 10 Jokes of the Week

by Paul AcoinAugust 4, 2008 Really Interesting

So you liked of our gigs last week, our team thinks its time for another top 10 Jokes list. so here we are. A joke is matter of taste, I must say; as there is no single joke that will make every one laugh. It is never a joke we laugh at… Its how we can relate to that joke based on our experiences and environment. The jokes we selected below for this week are a mixed bag. you will not find every one of them equally amusing but I can bet that you will be able to find one that will tickle your funny bone. If we are able to put a smile on your face, our effort is worth it. I will not like to stand between you and your top 10 jokes of the week anymore. Enjoy yourself.

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Women are clever or are they? funny one :)

by R MAKAugust 3, 2008 Really Interesting

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her:
“If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,:
“Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”
The woman said:
“That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.”
The frog warned her:
“You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.

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