little johnny

A new week and a new set of top 10 jokes to amuse you a bit. Take the time out and read through the post to find the joke that tickles you. we hope that we can make your day by putting that much needed smile on your face. A joke is a good way to cheer yourself up and others around you. we hope that you will enjoy this week’s top 10 jokes and  you will also pass them to your friends and co-workers.

Driving Under Influence

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters.
The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn’t coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers.
“Are you Mr. Johnson?” the asked? He admitted that he was.
“Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?” Again, the man admitted that was he.
“And what did you do then,” the troopers asked.” The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed. [click to continue…]

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