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20. Can’t stick their heads out of Windows Vista.

19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

17. Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit.

16. Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear “You’ve Got Mail.”

15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they’re browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.

13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.

12. Not at all fooled by Chuck wagon Screen Saver.

11. Still trying to come up with an “emoticon” that signifies tail-wagging.

10. Oh, but they WILL… with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.

Dog Typing

Dog Typing

9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

8. ‘Cause dogs aren’t GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand…

7. Barking in next cubical keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.

6. SmellU-SmellMe(tm) still in beta test.

5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!

4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.

3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master’s.leg.

2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don’t Use Computers…

1 eoiokxoidfpi vivimfjui uoelnm reoorgjnv8 o9orrenn  Translation: It’s mighty tough to type with paws:).

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  1. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  2. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
  3. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  4. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
  5. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
  6. 13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese.
  7. The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
  8. Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don’t have eyes.
  9. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then
  10. Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children00000031
  11. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  12. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs in it.
  13. In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)
  14. No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
  15. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
  16. “Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
  17. An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day.
  18. Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year
  19. It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
  20. In France, a five year old child can buy an alcoholic drink in a bar
  21. During the chariot scene in “Ben Hur,” a small red car can be seen in the distance.
  22. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
  23. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
  24. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
  25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
  26. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.useless
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