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So you liked of our gigs last week, our team thinks its time for another top 10 Jokes list. so here we are. A joke is matter of taste, I must say; as there is no single joke that will make every one laugh. It is never a joke we laugh at… Its how we can relate to that joke based on our experiences and environment. The jokes we selected below for this week are a mixed bag. you will not find every one of them equally amusing but I can bet that you will be able to find one that will tickle your funny bone. If we are able to put a smile on your face, our effort is worth it. I will not like to stand between you and your top 10 jokes of the week anymore. Enjoy yourself.

Screwed!

An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself

“Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.”

There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out:

“No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you.”

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Visiting the psychiatric ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalize a patient.

“Well,”     the director said,   “we fill a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him to empty the tub.”
“I get it,”     the visitor said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s the biggest.”

“No,” the director said.

“A normal person would pull that rubber plug.”

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by R MAKJuly 17, 2008 Really Interesting

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

“Did you get that for your birthday?”

asked Little Johnny.

“Nope.”

replied Jimmy.

“Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”.

Again Jimmy says

“Nope.”

“You didn’t steal it, did you?”

asks Little Johnny.

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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar…
FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!

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A Lie Saves a Life

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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A while later , a big , strong , mean-looking guy plops down in the seat next to him , and immediately falls asleep.

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