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It is Friday night and Superman is bored. He decides to fly to his local, but isn’t keen at the prospect of drinking alone, so on the way he calls at Spiderman’s house.
Spiderman answers the door and says,
“I’m sorry, Superman, but I can’t come to the pub tonight. The web mechanism on my wrist is broken. I’m fighting crime tomorrow and I must fix my web mechanism.”
Superman flies away, and en route to the pub, calls the home of Captain America. Captain America answers the door and says,
“I’m sorry, Superman, but I can’t come to the pub tonight. I’m fighting crime tomorrow and I need to pump some iron or else I won’t be fit enough to fight crime.”
Superman understands their need for preparation. Crime fighting is an important job.
As he flies over Wonder Woman’s house, Superman notices that he can see through her skylight and she is lying naked on her bed. He thinks to himself, I’m faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in and out of there in micro-seconds and Wonder Woman will never know I had my wicked way with her!
So down he goes, through Wonder Woman’s skylight. He has his way with her and then zooms off, faster than a speeding bullet.
Wonder Woman sits up and exclaims,
“What the hell was that?”
The Invisible Man stands up, rubbing his bottom and says,
“I don’t know, but it hurt like hell.”
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