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[ad#ad-2]While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.
“Did you get that for your birthday?”
asked Little Johnny.
“Nope.”
replied Jimmy.
“Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”.
Again Jimmy says
“Nope.”
“You didn’t steal it, did you?”
asks Little Johnny.
“No,”
said Jimmy.
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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar…
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies
“Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.” The
guy says, “Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.” [click to continue…]
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