Are you an Idiot: Funny IQ Test
You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?
Let’s find out just how clever you really are….
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
But don’t take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are…?
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Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You’re not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. No pen, paper or calculator allowed.Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?
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Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you’ll get the last question right….
…Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary’s father has five daughters:
1. Nana
2. Nene
3. Nini
4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn’t.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
Bonus Question
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush.
By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses;
how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask…
It’s really very simple…. Like you!
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1 wrong. I thought you were going to tell me that blind people don’t need sunglasses.
Yeah same here, this quiz really isn’t that challenging at all
You can overtake the person in last place if you lap them. if that’s the case, you could be in any position except last.
I got them all right, so… test fails?
The first question is wrong if the race only has two people in it (since the other person would be the “second” person). The author of this test seems to have failed his English course.
nice, thanks for sharing.
First question needs clarification. The “second person” isn’t necessarily in second place. Other than that its pretty easy.
I must be realy stupid cuz I took the time to let you know how stupid this is. Plus I gave you an address that you will spam. You are right I’m fucking stupid. Want all my spam? uh… no you dont,trust me.
Hi, even you have used a fake and wrong email ID here, I approved your comment because I would like to let you and everyone else know
1: I respect that you took time to read and write on my blog.
2: I Travel to Work,Do you? is an idea, a group of people who want to share good stuff with each other… we are not spammers…
I got the mary one right, but the rest I just failed.
The one where you had to ad really got me confused. How the heck could I have gotten that one wrong? Im thinking maybe I was confusing the 10’s place with the hundred’s place.
Either way I’m frustrated. I still liked it though.
Dumb
Most of these are only misleading, and ignore common sense.
I got it all wrong because I was too serious trying not to make a mistake. Quite a funny test. I enjoyed it even though it made me feel stupid, I know I am not. Thanks for sharing.
I got it all right, except the second question, which I don’t think I actually got wrong. If it’s a race around a track, then if you overtake the last person you can be in any position except last place.
I’m always entertained by posts like this. It really underlines how many bloggers think that reposting things that other people wrote (and have posted dozens of times) and then making fun of the reader somehow makes them witty and readable. Blogs are already nothing more then comedy fodder and I’m getting tired of Stumbling them rather then pages written by people with original intelligence.
I tried doing this while stoned
Got everything but the last one
Honest
But only because I had some of these questions before.
With the math one, I counted all the 10’s together, then all the 1000’s, and added them together, got 4100 :p
I only missed one. Am I smart yet?
you’re stupid. this was a waste of time.
It’s a joke, don’t take it seriously… no one is stupid around here
don’t worry…
Super fast and 0 wrong….NEXT
Answer this….
If something is ice cold how is it still liquid?
Think about that for a little bit.
It’s ice cold, not ice.
so It CAN be liquid
i got everyone wrong, ahhaha oh well.
“If something is ice cold how is it still liquid?
Think about that for a little bit.”
Not all liquids freeze at the same temperature as water. A popular phrase “Ice Cold Beer!” can still ring true, as the freezing point of beer is lower than that of the freezing point of Water to Ice.
If you can’t overtake the last person, why do you ask “If you overtake the last person…?”
This is a leading question that expects an answer alluding to the content of the question.
The answer, therefore will be: “Second to last.”
But you can’t overtake the last person by your rules, so this automatically invalidates the question anyhow.
Poor trick.
And Mary’s fifth sister may be named “Nunu” becauce by the loose rules of this quiz “five daughters” doesn’t necessarily mean “only five daughters” now does it?
hey everybody - commentors; are quite angry here…
I enjoyed teh questions
enjoyed all, yes ALL the wrong answers…and after each failure, i thought i’d not fk up the next one, but did!
ppl give him the credit for this compilation…
‘why so serious?’
Yeah, so the first question refers to the “second person,” not the “person in second place.” It’s actually grammatically incorrect to refer to the person in second place as such - so really the quiz gets the question wrong. Or I guess that would be the author of the quiz…?
Could go on but I think the first question betrays the overall quality well enough.
I’m stupid
but i can’t help it
i blame my education
This is one of the ugliest webpages i’ve ever seen. How about using your fingers to type instead of slapping the keyboard randomly with your dick. And no, i didn’t get any of the questions wrong.
wow…i suck
I will tell you how you overtake last, you lap them. so you could be in any position except last
don’t be so cocky if your wrong my friend
The last one cracked me up. Duh, I got it wrong!!1
yay i gote al rite ar me smert yit?