99 Things Every Man Should Know
1. How to Swim
2. How to Write a Check and Balance a Check Book
3. How to Play Poker
4. Several Good Jokes
5. Several Good Ways to Start a Conversation With a Girl
6. Several Good Stories
7. How to Cook Awesome Nachos
8. How to Throw a Kick-Ass Super Bowl Party
9. How to Unstrap a Woman’s Bra
10. How to Setup a TV, DVD Player and Sound System
11. How to Change a Tire
12. How to Tie a Tie
13. How to Install an Air Conditioner
14. How to Fight Another Dude
15. How to Read a Map
16. How to Give CPR
17. How to Pickup Women at the Grocery Store
18. How to Clear Your Internet History
19. How to Setup a Computer and Internet Connection
20. How to Open a Bottle of Beer With Your Teeth
21. How to Play Baseball, Basketball, Football and Soccer
22. How to Open a Bottle of Wine and Champagne
23. How to Slow Dance
24. How to Dance at a Club
25. How to Grow a Mustache
26. How to NOT Talk About Your Ex-Girlfriend Around Your Current Girlfriend
27. How to Leave a Proper Tip
28. What to Say When Your Girlfriend Asks if Her Ass Looks Fat
29. How to Pretend You Are Listening, When You Really Aren’t
30. How to Create a Splint for a Broken Bone
31. How to Jump Out of a Moving Vehicle
32. How to Paint a House
33. How to Erase Text Messages and Recent Calls From a Cell Phone
34. How to be a Gentleman
35. How to Fix a Leaky Sink
36. How to Sail a Boat
37. How to Ride a Horse
38. How to Ride a Bike
39. How to Unstop a Toilet
40. How to Whistle
41. How to Put Out a Fire
42. How to Use a Bow and Arrow
43. How to Wield a Sword
44. How to Sharpen a Knife
45. How to Handle Your Beer
46. How to Fire a Gun
47. How to Burp Like a Man
48. How to Let Your Woman Win an Argument
49. How to Kiss
50. How to Tell a Good Lie
51. How to Drive a Manual Car
52. How to Fix and Use a Lawnmower
53. When Your Girlfriends Period Is
54. How to Put a Condom On
55. How to Hide Your Porn Collection
56. How to Make a Good First Impression
57. How to Change Your Car’s Oil
58. How to Barbecue
59. How to Give a Solid Handshake
60. How to Fight off a Shark
61. How to Survive a Bear Attack
62. How to Pitch a Tent
63. How to Tell if Laundry is Acceptable to Wear by Smelling It
64. How to Clean a Pool
65. What Days are Garbage Days
66. How to Start a Fire
67. How to Do Taxes
68. What Color Your Girlfriend’s Eyes Are
69. How to Throw a Slammin Bachelor Party
70. How to Survive Shoe Shopping With Women
71. What The Name of Every Sports Team From Your State Is
72. How to Come Off Richer Than You Actually Are
73. How to Get a Lap Dance Without Being Kicked out of the Stripclub
74. How to Dress Appropriately for Varying Occasions
75. How to Put on The Right Amount of Cologne
76. How to Prepare a Cigar for Smoking
77. How to Give a Woman an Orgasm
78. How to Vote
79. How to Write a Resume
80. How to Change a Diaper
81. How to Iron Clothes
82. How to Wrap a Present
83. How to Shine Dress Shoes
84. How to Shave
85. How to Pick a Lock
86. How to Escape Quick Sand
87. How to Carve a Turkey
88. How to Jump Start a Car
89. How to Make a Great Cup of Coffee
90. How to Speak in Front of Large Crowds
91. What Date Your Anniversary Is
92. How to Pump Gas
93. How to Play Beer Pong
94. How to Pack a Suitcase Efficiently
95. How to Fish
96. How to Drive on a Snowy or Rainy Road
97. How to Eat a Lobster
98. How to Negotiate a Good Deal
99. How to Get Out of a Sinking Car
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9. How to Unstrap a Woman’s Bra
Yeah, I knew that for ages :P.
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Learn No.77 first and the rest is details.
So, if my score is higher than my husband’s do I get an honorary “Man Badge”?
altoo - Awesome, a great list, will surely help anyone.
If men could get right to number 77 they wouldn’t need to know the other 98 things!
add this to the list anyhow,
How to ask for directions, as men do not know this.
Yeh, cuz all guys know how to fight off a shark.
#60 & 61
Jesus Christ, I’ve got some work to do.
ahaha :]
So basically you have to know how to do about everything (fight of a fucking shark?) Right.
i’m sick of lists.
AAAAAAAAH I HATE THOSE LISTS I MAKE POO WITH MY ASS MORON
YOU FORGOT TO PUT HOW NOT TO MAKE STUPID LIST AND HOW TO PUT CAPSLOCK OFF
AND IF YOU DID I DONT CARE BECAUSE I DONT READ LISTS AND MUST I HAVE TO SAY I WROTE THE TWO COMMENTS BEFORE
It´s very difficult to find someone who can do all of these things … But not impossible.
Great post ! I want to know when you update your blog, where can i subscribe to your blog?
It’s fun. ATP Subscribe to the RCC perhaps