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Top 10 Jokes of the Week: 36 of 2008
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A new week and a new set of top 10 jokes to amuse you a bit. Take the time out and read through the post to find the joke that tickles you. we hope that we can make your day by putting that much needed smile on your face. A joke is a good way to cheer yourself up and others around you. we hope that you will enjoy this week’s top 10 jokes and you will also pass them to your friends and co-workers.
Driving Under Influence
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters.
The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn’t coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers.
“Are you Mr. Johnson?” the asked? He admitted that he was.
“Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?” Again, the man admitted that was he.
“And what did you do then,” the troopers asked.” The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed. Read the rest of this entry
Honest Lawyer
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An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.
“As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of the first applicants, “in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question.” She leaned forward.
“Mr. Peterson, are you an ‘honest’ lawyer?”
“Honest?” replied the job prospect. “Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I’m so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.”
“Impressive. And what sort of case was that?”
He squirmed in his seat and admitted:
“My dad sued me for the money.”
Top 10 Jokes of the Week: 35 of 2008
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We are back with another episode of this week’s top 10 jokes to tickle your funny bone even harder. Our editorial team found these great jokes from all over the Internet and shared them here. we hope that you will enjoy them and pass these on to your friends and co-workers as well.
Three Envelopes
Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three envelopes number 1, 2 and 3.
“Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,”
the departing CEO said.
Things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and Morris was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit’s end, he remembered the envelopes.
Top 10 Jokes of the Week
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Here are this week’s top 10 jokes to tickle your funny bone. Our editorial team hopes releasing the jokes at this time might help you with your monday blues. share them with your friends and co-workers to spice up their day as well.
Kindness begets kindness
While sorting mail, a post-office worker found a postcard from an old lady that broke his heart. It read:
“Dear God, I have never had a holiday. I am 86 and would love to go away somewhere special before I die. All I need is £250. Please help.”
The worker decided to organize a collection among his colleagues and soon raised £200. He sent it off to the old lady. Three weeks later, he found another postcard from the woman. It read:
Wakeup… It is School Time
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Early in the morning, the father knocks at his son’s door and yells,
“Wake up, son! Time to go to school.”
Sleepy, the son mumbles to his dad,
“Listen, Pops… I’m not going to school today for three basic reasons:
first of all because I’m dead tired,
second because I hate that school
and third because I’ve had it with those punks!” Read the rest of this entry
