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Difficult Landings: Toncontin International Airport, Honduras
Just before landing, the plane drops several hundred feet, Then it takes a sharp U turn and then suddenly touches down at strange angle. Cabin is full of the sound of air and ground brakes as the plane stops. I thank the God and the seat belts, that kept me from smashing into the seats in front. Plane has finally come to a halt and It is all over.
This was not a crash landing. It was just another ordinary Boeing 757 landing at Toncontín International Airport in Honduras.
I have flown well over the country and beyond. I don’t know about any other airport that can compare to Runway 02 at Toncontín International. Its not an airport, It is like a hurdle race. Every possible danger that you can associated with a landing strip is available. Take a good look at following pictures of Runway 02 of TIA, Honduras.
Clothes for Palin $150,000: Effect on Campaign Trail Priceless
New Clothes for Mrs. Palin $75,062.63
Even More Clothes for Mrs. Palin $49,425.74
A Little bit of accessories $9,447.71
Mrs Palin’s hair and makeup $4,716.49
Baby ware for Little Trig $295 (poor child)
And Some Handbags for Mrs. Palin $4,902.45
More Clothes for Mrs. Palin $5,102.71
Even more clothes for Mrs. Palin $789.72
Effect on Campaign Trail Price Less
While Joe the Plumber is struggling to make his next car payment. Spending this kind of money on cloths by Mrs. Palin is criminal. It is even more immoral than the AIG Executives spending on parties…
The Sarah Palin Clothing Scandal (What?)
Sarah Palin’s clothes cost Republicans $220,000
Republicans spent $150,000 on outfits for Palin: report
Sarah Palin went on some kind of RNC-financed shopping spree, Politico says
Rules for Army, Navy and Air Force
Army is another name for rules. it is all about discipline and obeying commands. Almost all armies in the world have made fun of themselves. below are some of great lists of rules shared by some bright soldiers. Enjoy the list…
US Marine Corps Rules:
- Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
- Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
- Have a plan.
- Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work.
- Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
- Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a “4.” (That just shows good sense.)
- Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
- Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (lateral & diagonal preferred.)
- Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
- Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
- Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
- In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
- If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
Best of Out of Office Reply Messages
One of the best “Out of Office” message lists I have ever seen. some of these email messages are so funny that I almost rolled on the floor.
- I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
- You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
- Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
- I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
- Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
- The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
- Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
- Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
- I’ve run away to join a different circus.
- I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Kate’ instead of Dave.
Killed by Condom
I don’t know if it is true or not but It can be true. In Dirty Sanchez (A Movie) A guy did put a condom over his head and blew it up as much as he could, but it seems like this guy was out of breath.
Creative business card ideas: Part 2
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Hi, the first post in this series was quiet popular. so here are few more for today. I will be waiting for your comments about the series. You can always click on images to zoom in on the card. This first card is for a separation lawyer. It gives a subtle message.
Most Creative Advertising Ideas
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I’ve seen a few things in my life. I deal with business ideas on a daily basis, and I can assure you that I have seen my fair share of crazy and insane ideas that actually worked and brought in a lot of money. Hopefully the following crazy and insane Advertising ideas will encourage you to stop wasting your life away with templates and do something really crazy for your next marketing campaign.
Enjoy!
Really Strong Hairs
Creative business card ideas: Part 1
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The other day this article was going around the web showing off some “Creative” business cards (including some printed on balloons, and a cool-ass one made of punched metal). Well I became interested in this stuff and went on a hunt for great business card ideas around the web. I intend a publish here, a series of posts, containing unique business card ideas. Click here to see the next post in series.
Following are some of the cards I really liked. You can click on these images to enlarge them.
Nothing Something, NY
Learn to Play the Guitar
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While looking for things to do on long commuted to work I have come across this very nice & comprehensive information on how you can play your first song on the guitar literally overnight. Also, other Guitar information is also worth reading. I am sure you will like it. It have guitar lessons in easy english. a treat indeed.
