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Top 10 Jokes of the Week: 35 of 2008
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We are back with another episode of this week’s top 10 jokes to tickle your funny bone even harder. Our editorial team found these great jokes from all over the Internet and shared them here. we hope that you will enjoy them and pass these on to your friends and co-workers as well.
Three Envelopes
Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three envelopes number 1, 2 and 3.
“Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,”
the departing CEO said.
Things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and Morris was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit’s end, he remembered the envelopes.
Blind Tourist in Taxas
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A blind man was once traveling to Texas. While on board a train he feels the seats of the train and says to the tourist next to him
“These seats sure are big”
to which the tourist replies
“Everything is bigger in texas”
The blind me arrives in Taxas finally and checks into his hotel and goes to the bar. He feels the beer glass and says to the bartender
“The glasses sure are big”
to which the bartender says
“Everything is bigger in Texas”.
The blind man then asks to go to the lavatory(bathroom). The bartender gave him directions. On the way he takes a wrong turn and suddenly slips and falls into the swimming pool.
Scared to death he shouts
“Dont flush!!!! Dont flush!!!!”………………..
Top 10 Jokes of the Week
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So you liked of our gigs last week, our team thinks its time for another top 10 Jokes list. so here we are. A joke is matter of taste, I must say; as there is no single joke that will make every one laugh. It is never a joke we laugh at… Its how we can relate to that joke based on our experiences and environment. The jokes we selected below for this week are a mixed bag. you will not find every one of them equally amusing but I can bet that you will be able to find one that will tickle your funny bone. If we are able to put a smile on your face, our effort is worth it. I will not like to stand between you and your top 10 jokes of the week anymore. Enjoy yourself.
Screwed!
An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself
“Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.”
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out:
“No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you.”
A Commuter’s Guide to Playing Guitar
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Every one hates long commutes. If you are traveling with friends or co-workers people often try to find ways to keep themselves busy. some read books, some play with their mobile phones, some listen to music.
Imagine if some ones in the pack knows how to play guitar. the whole boring commute turns into a picnic party. The guy who knows how to play guitar becomes and Icon, a rock star for everyone else. Imagine the attention and respect the guy gets.
Now Imagine that guy is you! yes, you can also play guitar. It’s not that difficult. I learned it over a weekend & I now practice it during my 2 hours long commute by train. I have become a rock star for the fellow commuters in that 7:20am local. people smile at me when I play a nice piece. I have made quite a lot of friends too.
It all began with this e-book a friend of mine sent me via email and few You Tube videos and free guitar lesson websites. do check them out… Read the rest of this entry
Top 10 Jokes of the Week
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Handicapped Horse
The trainers last minute instructions to a jockey were to shout “Up and Over” at each jump. The jockey considered this stupid and ignored these instructions. The horse clumsily tripped ovver the first two hurdles and then the jockey shouted “Up and Over” at each jump. So… won the race. The trainer asked him, “What happened in the first two jumps? You ignored my instructions didnt you?” The jockey replied, “No, the horse must be deaf.”
“No way!!!” the trainer insisted. “Blind, yes….but not deaf…”
Bigger
An American rancher is meeting an Australian farmer. The farmer shows off his fields. “I’ve got fields twice this size”, says the American. The Aussie then shows off his herd of cows. “Oh, we have cows twice this size back home”, says the American. Read the rest of this entry
