Top 10 Jokes of the Week: 37 of 2008
Welcome as we are back with another episode of top 10 jokes. we try our best to collect these jokes across the bars and pubs and of course the Internet. None of these jokes are original. you might have heard them a lots of time before.. but one thing we can assure that they are classics. These jokes are timeless and each time you read them or hear them you are bound to smile…We are looking forward to tickle your funny bone with this week’s top 10 jokes and looking forward to your contribution.
A Dying Note
A lady was standing beside a dying husband. His nose and mouth were full with hoses so he was just couldn’t talk. The possible communication was only by his eyes and hands. So the time comes when the man was having a hard time to breath. But in the last minutes, the husbands looked like want to say something. He was chocked and his eyes were turning upside down. The doctor said it would be helpful if they gave him a paper and pencil to write down what he wanted to say.
So they did.
And, he was gone.
After all the grief’s and cries, the lady took the note and read it.
Suddenly, she slapped the doctor!
And she gave the note to the doctor. It reads:
“Don’t step on my oxygen hose, dumb ass !!”
Top 10 Jokes of the Week
So you liked of our gigs last week, our team thinks its time for another top 10 Jokes list. so here we are. A joke is matter of taste, I must say; as there is no single joke that will make every one laugh. It is never a joke we laugh at… Its how we can relate to that joke based on our experiences and environment. The jokes we selected below for this week are a mixed bag. you will not find every one of them equally amusing but I can bet that you will be able to find one that will tickle your funny bone. If we are able to put a smile on your face, our effort is worth it. I will not like to stand between you and your top 10 jokes of the week anymore. Enjoy yourself.
Screwed!
An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself
“Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.”
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out:
“No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you.”
