Top 10 Jokes of the Week: 37 of 2008
Welcome as we are back with another episode of top 10 jokes. we try our best to collect these jokes across the bars and pubs and of course the Internet. None of these jokes are original. you might have heard them a lots of time before.. but one thing we can assure that they are classics. These jokes are timeless and each time you read them or hear them you are bound to smile…We are looking forward to tickle your funny bone with this week’s top 10 jokes and looking forward to your contribution.
A Dying Note
A lady was standing beside a dying husband. His nose and mouth were full with hoses so he was just couldn’t talk. The possible communication was only by his eyes and hands. So the time comes when the man was having a hard time to breath. But in the last minutes, the husbands looked like want to say something. He was chocked and his eyes were turning upside down. The doctor said it would be helpful if they gave him a paper and pencil to write down what he wanted to say.
So they did.
And, he was gone.
After all the grief’s and cries, the lady took the note and read it.
Suddenly, she slapped the doctor!
And she gave the note to the doctor. It reads:
“Don’t step on my oxygen hose, dumb ass !!”
Top 10 Jokes of the Week
Here are this week’s top 10 jokes to tickle your funny bone. Our editorial team hopes releasing the jokes at this time might help you with your monday blues. share them with your friends and co-workers to spice up their day as well.
Kindness begets kindness
While sorting mail, a post-office worker found a postcard from an old lady that broke his heart. It read:
“Dear God, I have never had a holiday. I am 86 and would love to go away somewhere special before I die. All I need is £250. Please help.”
The worker decided to organize a collection among his colleagues and soon raised £200. He sent it off to the old lady. Three weeks later, he found another postcard from the woman. It read:
