Top 10 Jokes of the Week: 43 of 2008
Top 10 jokes of the week is a regular feature of this blog to spiceup your weekend. We have also included 10 funny pictures to make them more funny.By the way, there is no incest on your monitor, Its an animated GIF. That being said, please enjoy this weeks’s top 10 jokes.
Kids…..
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?”
Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!”
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principals office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Harry: “9.”
Principal: ” What is 6 x 6?”
Harry: “36.”
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.”
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, “Let me ask him some questions.”
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?”
Harry, after a moment: “Legs.”
Ms. Brooks: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: “Pockets.”
Ms. Brooks: “What does a dog do that a man steps in to?”
Harry: “Pants.”
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?”
Harry: “Coconut.”
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?”
The principals eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, “Bubble gum.”
Ms. Brooks: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?”
Harry: “Shake hands.”
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: “What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?”
Harry: “Firetruck.”
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, “Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong……
HQ Wallpapers 1600 x 1200 - Travel - Part 26
Welcome again, we are back after a long delay after the silver jubilee release of High Quality Travel Wallpapers we did not post wallpapers for a while. It was mainly because we are all on vacation and almost every one is on dialup. It is quite difficult to upload high resolution desktop pictures from a dialup connection. Still we tried to bring you this post and we succeeded. we have already set the bar for High Quality 1600×1200 wallpapers very high. Only best quality photographs can find place on this blog.
- Green River Overlook, Canyonlands National Park, Utah
- Great Barrier Reef, Australia
- Grand Gate, Itsukushima Shrine, Miyajima, Japan
HQ 1600 x 1200 Travel Wallpapers - Silver Jubilee Release
We would like to end this month by looking back at all 25 parts of High Quality Travel wallpaper series that is a feather in cap of this blog since we have started it. we will look back at each of 25 posts and present all on them here for you so you can download them easily. I will also share few of my own personal favorites from each of these 25 great episodes as thumbnails so that you get an idea of what is in the archive. below photos there is a link where you can download these wallpapers in very high quality.
HQ_1600×1200_wallpapers_Volume_1.zip
HQ_1600×1200_wallpapers_Volume_2.zip
HQ 1600 x 1200 Wallpapers - Travel - Part 25
We are happy to bring you 25th part of our high quality travel wallpaper series. All the pictures in this collection are hand picked for your viewing pleasure. Each day it is getting difficult to choose 10 more high resolution wallpapers for you and yet maintain the quality you expect. so far we are happy that we have not failed you. Increase in number of RSS Feed subscribers and traffic is the proof that you love these large wallpapers.
HQ Wallpapers 1600 x 1200 - Travel - Part 24
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Giant’s Causeway in County Antrim, Ireland is a strange place… so majestic in looks so mysterious. I think this will remain on my desktop for next few days. It make me wonder who built this, Gaints? at least no humans. If humans built this, for what? for whom?…. well the foam or mist..whatever is in this picture makes it worth looking at. Brrrrrrrr I sends a chill down the spine… . This High Quality , high resolution wallpaper in 1600 x 1200 format really looks fabulous on my large LCD screen. Many heads did turned today and few of them asked.. oh where is this place?
HQ Wallpapers 1600 x 1200 - Travel - Part 23
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Here is 23rd part of High Quality Travel Wallpapers.We hand pick only the finest from our huge collection of High Resolution Wallpapers. These can make great posters as well as desktop decors as the are in 1600 x 1200 resolutions. The experience of selecting the wallpapers is a treat in itself. Look at the majestic view of Fly Geyser Fountain in the middle of Nevada Desert. who does not want to be there? The picture perfect castle in Denmark and the pure white buildings from an island in Greece have no match. Oh I forgot the view of Fremont Street in Las Vegas during the night. Its all breath taking. Also there is a treat waiting for you when you download the rest of the pictures in this archive.
This week I will be keeping this beautiful fountain on my desktop. Its just too awesome. When I look at this I really feel at peace….
Fly Geyser, Black Rock Desert, Nevada
HQ Wallpapers 1600×1200 - Travel - Part 22
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Thank you very much for your support. I thank all those who supported this series so far. It is with your support, we are able to continually run this blog.we are planning to shift this blog to a better host as soon as we get our first Google Ad-sense payment. We are planning to get rid of rapidshare and will allow our users to download all the wallpapers directly from our blog pages. Just as a gesture goodwill and saying thanks to all those who supported this site we are increasing the number of previews from 3 to 5 per post. this will defiantly take toll on our bandwidth but you guys deserve this. I hope you will like these very High quality, high resolution travel wallpapers from around the world. We have only picked the finest from our huge collection of High quality, 1600 by 1200 resolution travel wallpapers.
Fairy Falls, Columbia Gorge National Scenic Area, Oregon
HQ Wallpapers 1600×1200 - Travel - Part 21
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1600 by 1200 wallpapers in this archive a rare to find. especially Iceberg one and the Emrald too. Just look at the iceberg below and imagine how magnificant it would look on your desktop. These are very high quality, high resolution wallpapers in 1600 x 1200 format. I hope you would like them.
Eroded Iceberg in the Lemaire Channel, Antarctica
HQ Wallpapers 1600×1200 - Travel - Part 20
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Today we will celebrate the 20th post of this series. Now we have total of 200 unique, very high quality, high resolution wallpapers on this blog. All these travel wallpapers are in 1600×1200 dimension so they look good on large LCDs and wide screen laptops. These HQ travel wallpapers are hand picked from a huge collection that I keep with me. they are really rare wallpapers.
This archive contains some new and majestic wallpapers from Mayan Archeology sites. These pyramids are ancient than those is Egypt. they are very mysterious too. These are really well preserved and part of United Nation’s world heritage sites.
El Castillo, Chichen Itza (Mayan Toltec), Mexico
HQ Wallpapers 1600×1200 - Travel - Part 19
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Welcome back, I commute daily for work but this time I was traveling for pleasure & the travel was in to an area where internet connectivity does not come as easy as in the metropolis I Live. HQ wallpapers are unfortunately something my GPRS Connection does not find entertaining. Its hogs the computer and takes ages just to display the post. So for two days I was unable to upload the High resolution wallpapers I selected for this weekend. But don’t worry, I would make quick posts to complete the count. so keep checking.
I believe that you would like this collection, in fact I am sure you will fall in love with paris even more… High Quality wallpapers of Paris are a rare thing to find. There are other interesting wallpapers too. The Main things in my mind when selecting these wallpapers was Dusk and Paris… so Download the collection and Enjoy… See you tomorrow with even more beautiful wallpapers.
Eiffel Tower and Fountain, Paris, France
