Lost Ball
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this,
said the man.
I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball……..stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake.
“What did you do?”
asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
“Hey, this looks like yours!”
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Importance of a word
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“Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.”
“What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement.
“It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done,” replies Steve.
“But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor. “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done, there’s no going back. It will change your life forever!”
“I’m aware of that and you’re not going to change my mind–either you book me in to be castrated or I’ll simply go to another doctor.” Read the rest of this entry
Microsoft is stupid: How to hack hotmail features
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While trying to create a unified place to recieve emails from different domains, I discovered that the method for verification used by Hotmail is quite stupid. It allows you to send emails from unexiting email accounts from domains you dont own or domains that dont even exist. Here is how to do it, but dont blame me if you account gets wiped out from microsoft 
Step by Step Guide aka How to do it
Step 1: Â In your browser open hotmail.com’s inbox.
