Only For the 50+
Here is a very an interesting quiz about people who are 50 or above that I got in an email from one of my friends who is in fact over 50 years of age… hope you will enjoy reading and sharing it too….
QUESTION: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
ANSWER: Try a bookstore under fiction
QUESTION: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
ANSWER: Tell him you’re pregnant.
QUESTION: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
ANSWER: The next time you’re in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Beginner’s Guide to Women Speak aka Women Dictionary
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry.
We need = I want.
It’s your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.
80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
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1. Men are like . …. Laxatives . ….. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ……. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like …… Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
Escaping the Rat Race…Story of a struggle
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She is young, energetic and full of life. She deserves a better life, she knows that and she is working toward that… And believe me she is working hard at it. still she gets time to blog about it. Its a story that each one of us can relate to..
Mercy Accra, Ghana
I’m all about the good life.
Mercy is a 27 year old blogger I came to know about from blog catalog. she is from Ghana and runs 2 blogs, one personal and the other about tourism in Ghana. Her personal blog is most interesting and a treat to read. I could not stop myself and read whole of it. she has excellent writing skills. Who know you would be reading the blog of a future novelist. Following 2 Articles are a must read…
Well done mercy.. keep it up.
What a Woman Wants In A Man
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What a Woman Wants In A Man, Original List … (at age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
What a Woman Wants In A Man, Revised List … (at age 32)
1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
